Here’s the rest of our spook-tacular tale:

Goblins are greedy, but not very interested in sweets. They prefer cash. It drove Shamus half-mad that Jack had already spent his money on junk food. “There are lots of mean-goblin ways to make Jack suffer,” Shamus said to himself as he conjured up a particularly hair-raising one. Luckily, goblins aren’t very bright and while they possess magical powers, they also have weaknesses. Like most ignorant creatures, they’re scared stiff of knowledge....